Maga 13

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Once was an adorable city girl
Who thinks herself a goddess
Really, I wouldn’t agree less
In sexually provoking stances
She mouths with a glossy pout:
“I pray thee gentlemen
Take a good look and have thy fill
Isn’t a dog different from a dingo?
What it takes I have. . .
Getting what I want I shall”

Have you met the Maga-mistress?

Introductions she doesn’t need
A glimpse will just suffice
Caro herself would burn with rage
Beautiful face on a solid frame
Killer shape that none should hate
A figure that beats the eight
And a smart brain to run the game
I wonder what King Solomon has to say:
“. . .and thy breasts to clusters of grapes”

To what end?

Crème de la crème packages well
Plus a career that makes a purse swell
A body trader, in a nut shell
To the classy rich types she sells
And all but the “Magas” that spend;
Slow, foolish and gullible men
That pay and credit without “exchange”
ATMs that dispense without a “slot”
In no time they reached a dozen
Maga 1, Maga 2. . . Maga 12
Contact list clearly reads

Soon came a perfect date
A man and a cutie on a table for two
Tasty meal and a gentle hunk
A drugged wine that changed the scene
Stripped cloths, a hottie and a bed
Hazy figures of unclad hard men
A Maga convention of five commenced
Taking turns and having their fill
Helplessly she lay taking it all
Time was still, then quietly it crept

The creepiest day of her life behind
But the scar of the past is not benign
Her malady resists cure
Immuno-deficiency virus, the bug
A quiet goddess’s god

And the real Maga?

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen
I present to you. . . Maga 13.

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Señor Joe’s Blog is a year today!
Loads of thanks to you for your readership, comments/contributions. . . and shares.
Let’s do it again.

Adewoyin Joseph || @Jossef69
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15 thoughts on “Maga 13

    Koye said:
    January 19, 2014 at 8:21 am

    Nice. Happy blog anniversary.


    Adefiranye Razaq's notes said:
    January 19, 2014 at 8:50 am

    Did I hear “well deserved”?

    You don’t fall short Señor! Happy anniversary.


    Walt Shakes said:
    January 19, 2014 at 9:24 am

    ‘Caro herself would burn with rage.’ LOL! Good one.


    sandie said:
    January 20, 2014 at 4:49 am

    Uhmmm…let he who has ears hear! Happy One year birthday to ur blog, my dear blogger frnd!


      Adewoyin Joseph responded:
      January 20, 2014 at 6:38 am

      . . .and she with nose should smell 🙂

      Thank you Sandie.


    chygirl said:
    January 26, 2014 at 10:07 am

    Speechless! Happy anniversary Baba baale olowo


      Adewoyin Joseph responded:
      January 26, 2014 at 10:16 am

      I just want you to say something. . . *in Drake’s voice*

      Thanks ma’am. . . Aunty maale olowo 😀


    Yemie said:
    May 14, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    A touching satirical tale! Nicely laid out, witty, honest and pretty loaded too, kudos! Are belated Happy Anniversary tidings in order then?! Congratulations and here’s to many more years of ………..*sorry, I’m having a ‘commenter’s block at this stage, please bear with me, sad-faced* Just kidding! Write on, bro!


      Adewoyin Joseph responded:
      May 14, 2014 at 2:18 pm

      Of course! Belated tidings are great. . .better than none at all. I dare not block you, else “someone” changes “belated tidings” to slaps, both in present and future. I won’t risk that, mba! 🙂

      I’m glad you like the piece. Thanks.


        Yemie said:
        May 14, 2014 at 2:24 pm

        Nah, That will not happen! I make it a point to play nice always. Slaps ke?! Kamari! Lolz


        Adewoyin Joseph responded:
        May 14, 2014 at 2:45 pm

        It appears someone already knows the “someone” I had in mind. LOL


        Yemie said:
        May 14, 2014 at 2:55 pm

        Oh burrofcos! Even a bat can see in broad daylight! Its so glaring! LMAO!


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